LIMERICKS BY 4TH CLASS

There once was a boy called Josh

He liked to have a wash

He flew in a plane

Over the Spain

So he could have a splish splosh!

By Josh

Brandy is my dog

She saved a frog

That’s my girl

Do a twirl

Stop chewing that log!

By Mark

There once was a boy called Sam

Everyday he ate ham

He went to the shop

And decided to hop

All over his best friend Sam!    

By Cameron

There once was a boy called Sam

Who had a big sister called Pam

They had a big fight

Because Pam was right

They were both sent to a farm!

   By Markuss

There was a boy called Zach

He had a sore back

Someone knocked on his door

He fell on the floor

And found out it was a knick-knack

By Cillian

There once was a girl Miley

She found a boy called Riley

They went on a date

Then found fish bate

And then they screamed highly!

By Gavin

There once was a boy named Josh

He needed to have a wash

His Ma said go to bed

Or I’ll cut off your head

Or else I’ll hit you with a squash!

By Aaron

Once there was a boy who liked rice

He wasn’t very nice

He was a bully

Who wore a black hoody

And also liked to wear tights!

By Tyreece

There once was a boy

Who started to cry

He walked for a while

Then found a crocodile

Then he tried to die!

By Calum

There was a little boy called Sam

He got stuck in a pot of jam

He started to swim

In jam up to his chin

And now he only likes ham!

By Tighe

There once was a boy called Daniel

Who found a big cocker spaniel

He then ran away

Because it was a stray

And then he found a dog manual!

By Daniel

There was a boy called Keegan

And then he found a beacon

Then he locked the door

Because there was a roar

Then he found something leaking!     By Alex

There was a girl called Pam

She liked to eat ham

She ate til she got fat

And then she fell flat

So she decided to try eating lamb!

By Tadgh

One day I bought a car

I didn’t get very far

I drove to the shop

For a lollipop

And then I bought a guitar!

By Lennon

There once was a boy named Dan

He got out the frying pan

He ate a big dinner

He wasn’t getting any thinner

And his friend was Jackie Chan!

By Lee

There was a boy called Paul

He lived in Eastwall

His cat was very fat

Because he ate a rat

Then Paul fell over the wall!

By David

There was a boy named Andrew

He loved eating stew

He went on a plate

And made a big mate

The he drank mountain dew!

By Andrew

There was a boy from Eastwall

He had a nasty fall

He gashed his head

When he fell off the bed

And skidded all the way down the hall.

By Ben

There was a girl named Pam

She went to swim in the dam

She started to sink

Until she turned pink

Then she was rescued by Sam!

By Shane

There was a boy named Liam

He was very mean

His dad went to the shed

And hit Liam on the head

Then he changed his name to Cian!

By Liam

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